Amidst the rougey aftermath and everlasting awkwardness of the Mall's recent Love Hotel makeover, in the common area a giant, mechanical, flashing wheel has appeared. It's massive - at least nine feet high - and bedecked with blinking lights and glitter. It's spokes divide sections labelled at the top with numbers 1 through 0, and the cheery music ( Read more... )

On close inspection, a notice board has been newly affixed to the front of the Clinic. On it, a sign up sheet with blank name slots and times, and a notice in bold typeface:

"MR & R Health Clinic is NOW ACCEPTING appointments on a first-come, first-serve and triage priority basis ( Read more... )

*Out of breath from jogging around the mall, Kyoji can be seen near the center fountain looking a bit stricken. He approaches everyone who passes by with the same question, growing more and more agitated each time he asks ( Read more... )

In the center of the mall near the fountain, some residents of the dressingroom may have noticed a little unofficial construction going on. Slowly over the course of the last week, Kyoji has been seen going to and from the door to whatisstupei's world, pushing a gurney loaded up with boxes into a cell phone store. All the old merchandise has been set aside ( Read more... )

*After hours of fiddling with wiring and checking compatibility, it's finally ready. Finally. The fuse box near the fountain in the middle of the Velvet Mall is a bit of wreck (what do you expect? He's nowhere near as good as "Kaya" at this shit) and there are bits of stripped plastic strewn about... but it should be working ( Read more... )

*Wandering in from a different part of the dressingroom entirely, a man in a knee length coat with the sleeves cut short for easy access to his arm-terminal is trying to tap out coordinates on the display with a steadily deepening frown.*

Okay.. This sure as hell isn't Valhalla, so tell me where the fuck I am then, you piece of garbage.

Fuck,